whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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