Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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