He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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