I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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