He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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