Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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