Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
