big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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