At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
it's like heaven, but drunker
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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