Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
This house was built for laser tag.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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