doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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