This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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