remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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