...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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