problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I need water and some morals
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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