Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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