Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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