I want to have your abortion
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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