Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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