I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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