HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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