So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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