dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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