Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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