FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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