Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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