sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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