It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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