you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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