Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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