Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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