so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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