It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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