just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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