Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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