i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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