Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
