Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I don't think brook has ever known best
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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