I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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