Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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