Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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