i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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