ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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