I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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