Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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