Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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