i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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