I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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