One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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