I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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