that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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