No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
pop tarts are not kleenex
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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