so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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