okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize