I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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